So, you know those people in your game lobby that you absolutely hate? The squeakers, the corner campers, etc.? Yes, you know who I’m talking about, and I’m sure they really get on your nerves. So, without further adieu, I present the perfect guide to make you one of the most hated members of the game. And in 3 easy steps! Let’s take a look.

The first step: Grab your shotgun and find a nice, unavoidable corner that everyone passes by. The closer to enemy spawn, the better. Your mission is to sit in that corner and shoot everyone you see. Don’t move, just sit there and stand in their way. Corner camping is the easiest way to make people wish you were dead.

In addition, you should probably brag about every kill you get, and rub that shot in the person’s face until they pull an RPG on you. And then brag some more. Also, if you begin to feel the slightest bit irritated, make a big deal of how much you hate this game and how everyone in the lobby sucks. Because, after all, nobody likes a drama queen.

Lastly, it’s time to put on your best six-year-old voice and scream into your mic, just to make everyone’s ears bleed all over their 20 bajillion dollar headset. It will also make them target you, so if you’re camping, it’ll theoretically get you more kills, but don’t count on it.

So, anyway, this concludes the guide to absolute hatred in any game, any time. Try not to abuse it (even if that was the point of putting this on the internet) too much, as it may cause unnecessary conflict. Be careful with your newfound knowledge, and happy trolling!